I woke up this morning with a very sore throat and a pounding headache, so I will make this brief.

Startling Things I Have Seen Recently On the Net:
+ The Han Solo Stitch Sampler
+ Dark Side Stained Glass
+ The 'Scariest' Garden Ornament Ever
+ Bad Baby Names (Legend Haakon? Calaya Delphine? Aemezolina Mercedes? Gennavieve Luaraleigh?!)
+ 10 Comics Creators That Should Make Movies Instead Of Frank Miller

Have at it. I'll try to find some LemSip and my bed in the meantime.

Addendum: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!